questionable produce and excessive snack purchases

now everything i see wants to be a blog post. it's been a lazy saturday for me, but we've had so many productive ones that maybe this is a needed change!

mainly, i just wanted to discuss some anxiety i've been having about two snack-related problems. last week, i was intent on learning web design, but before taking a class, i wanted to read one of those dummies books.

so i get one on amazon, while i'm sitting at work, munching on pirate's booty (popcorn-like stuff i was recently introduced to) and trying to figure out what i should get from amazon to qualify for free shipping. and i think... hmm, this pirate's booty is delicious, and kb likes it... why don't i get that? i can never resist that free super saver shipping. oy.

have you ever ordered food from amazon? oh lord. well, i hadn't, and 12 bags sounded like a good idea. after i ordered it, i kind of wanted to keep it a surprise, because i thought it was a really weird thing to buy, and it would be funny if the mailman handed an unsuspecting kb this huge box of snacks. i'm weird. but i broke down and told her about it, and she confirmed that i'm really weird and then told me she didn't even like that stuff! so now, i need some people to come over and eat snacks with me (for some reason, it's now totally unappealing to me too).



why do i care? i'm not sure. i've been a little high-strung lately!

and then the other snack-related problem. we bought (my idea) this seedless watermelon a month and a half ago before having a bbq, and never used it. i don't really like watermelon, nor does kb, and it's been a month and a half. is it still good? it seems good; it's still firm. we've been moving it around the house because it's always in the way, and i can't throw it away because it's 5 pounds of possibly good watermelon. could i give it to someone? who would want it? "hey, here's a really old, questionably good watermelon. good luck!"

i'll just put it out there: if you want this beautiful specimen... send me an email. i will deliver it personally.



sigh. i need to relax!